Local man swears loudly during endless onslaught of Bachelorette related posts online
Hearts fluttered everywhere as The Bachelorette's Georgia Love declared she loved a man she had only really met some weeks before -...
"Our way or the highway": Apple removes microphone from upcoming iPhone
Apple introduced their new iPhone to the world yesterday to a muted market response - mostly because no one could hear the market. Along...
Hardwired: Metallica assures fans new album will be brick-walled "beyond recognition"
Metallica fans are fran-tic-tic-tic-tock today after band kingpin and former anti-download crusader Lars Ulrich announced an end to their...
Hipster perturbed after 1-Bar WiFi signal offers up false hopes of social media prowess
A local man was left adrift and destitute of data after the signal of a neighbours unsecured WiFi point he had been using without...
